Supermarket Superhero T-Shirts

Supermarket customer types.

15 Second Grocery Delivery

Sales tied in knots

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Biker chopper shopper

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Complex Carbs

Super express lane for working mothers only!

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Till malfunction

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

Spring Water - Cholesterol Free.

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

'We both know that you didn't catch that in the wild, sweety. Now put the fish in the cart, and go grab us some of that really soft toilet paper.'

"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."

'I hate cold calls.'

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

Supermarket trolley crash

...Let's talk about your sale's order.

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

Aggressive grocery shopping

A shopping couple commenting on the store staff at a team brief session.

The Superhero Supermarket.

"I didn't know we had to take an oath with their loyalty card."

"I hate to ask you for money but the finance department is on my back."

'And the Mannies goes to . . . Dan Danielson for successfully carrying 17 bags of groceries in one trip.'

Supa- Kosher-Mart

Help! You've got me surrounded!

"Oh great! It's the Coupocalypse."