Supermarket Superhero T-Shirts

Supermarket customer types.

15 Second Grocery Delivery

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Sales tied in knots

Biker chopper shopper

Complex Carbs

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Super express lane for working mothers only!

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'Yes?'

Till malfunction

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

Spring Water - Cholesterol Free.

'We both know that you didn't catch that in the wild, sweety. Now put the fish in the cart, and go grab us some of that really soft toilet paper.'

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."

'I hate cold calls.'

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

Don't be a jerk, Bob – Take the cart back to the corral.

...Let's talk about your sale's order.

Supermarket trolley crash

Aggressive grocery shopping

A shopping couple commenting on the store staff at a team brief session.

"I didn't know we had to take an oath with their loyalty card."

The Superhero Supermarket.

"I hate to ask you for money but the finance department is on my back."

Supa- Kosher-Mart

'And the Mannies goes to . . . Dan Danielson for successfully carrying 17 bags of groceries in one trip.'