Supermarket Humorist T-Shirts

Zombie Supermarket

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

Eye of Newt Helper

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Seven deadly sins store

Low income vampires.

Great moments in shopping

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Free Range / Deranged

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

That was 16 items.

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

"If you want something firmer, I suggest you try our flooring department."

Fresh milk - Self service

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?'

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Undertakers' supermarket.

Hand baskets only lane in hell.

'Express Line, Ten sins or less'

'This could be a new record!'