Supermarket Superheroes T-Shirts

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Sales tied in knots

Biker chopper shopper

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Super express lane for working mothers only!

Wild fruit

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Till malfunction

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'Yes?'

Supermarket customer types.

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

Spring Water - Cholesterol Free.

'We both know that you didn't catch that in the wild, sweety. Now put the fish in the cart, and go grab us some of that really soft toilet paper.'

"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."

'I hate cold calls.'

"Do you sell 'food'?"

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

Supermarket trolley crash

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

Don't be a jerk, Bob – Take the cart back to the corral.

15 Second Grocery Delivery

...Let's talk about your sale's order.

Aggressive grocery shopping

A shopping couple commenting on the store staff at a team brief session.

The Superhero Supermarket.

"I didn't know we had to take an oath with their loyalty card."

Supa- Kosher-Mart

"I hate to ask you for money but the finance department is on my back."

'And the Mannies goes to . . . Dan Danielson for successfully carrying 17 bags of groceries in one trip.'

"Oh great! It's the Coupocalypse."