Supermarket Story Fan T-Shirts

"Hang on, Norman!"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Witches Checkout.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

Complex Carbs

Eye of Newt Helper

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

GM Foods.

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

That was 16 items.

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

"I'm sorry, but this has expired."

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

Hand baskets only lane in hell.

"Bag for life?"

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Undertakers' supermarket.