Supermarket Story Fan Pillows

"Hang on, Norman!"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Witches Checkout.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

Complex Carbs

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

Eye of Newt Helper

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

GM Foods.

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

U.S. Male - Part Five

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

That was 16 items.

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

"I'm sorry, but this has expired."

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

Market. Last night I spilled broth on my store discount clipping for mustard. There's soup on your Poupon coupon!

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

Hand baskets only lane in hell.

Produce. Corn on the cob. Corn on the lam.

"Bag for life?"

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).