Supermarket Saga Lover Pillows

"I'm sorry, but this has expired."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Witches Checkout.

Eye of Newt Helper

Virgil

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

Valkyrie.

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

Weapons of Mass Comparison

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.

"Right, - I've released the Kraken....um...er....now how do I retrieve the Kraken...?"

"I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

God sees his doppelganger in the toiletries aisle.

"Oh, that's a tricky one...now let me think...'Would I like a carrier bag..?' hmm..."

'I can never find the barcode on these things.'

"I didn't know we had to take an oath with their loyalty card."

Express Checkout

The survivor of a shipwreck is surprised to see a Tesco store in the middle of a desert island.

'I'm the genie of the supermarket, you have 3 for 2 wishes...'

GP surgeries to open in supermarkets