Grocery Lover Pillows

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Oh, that's a tricky one...now let me think...'Would I like a carrier bag..?' hmm..."

"I wasn't able to get membership in the IPA...so I joined the IGA!"

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Friendly bacteria

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

Mouse shopping after hours

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

'You order the jumbo combo?'

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

Fresh Food and Regurgitated

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"