Supermarket Saga Survivor Pillows

'It's frostbite, I'm afraid. She couldn't make up her mind what frozen food to buy.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Alphabet soup

Low Hanging Fruit

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Biker chopper shopper

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'

You know retail is in a bad way when...

Super express lane for working mothers only!

Till malfunction

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"I'm sorry, but this has expired."

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Supermarket customer types.

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

Salad dressing for success.