Supermarket Satire Lover Pillows

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

"I thought I saw your old boyfriend"

Checkout.

Sheep Supermarket

They get into debt so fast these days...

Pirates at the mall.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'The stuff legends are made of'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Eye of Newt Helper

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

'Yes?'

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

That was 16 items.

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

"Footwear's upstairs, Sir"

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

"I'm sorry, but this has expired."

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Mail-Order Yard Sale