Strip Saga Lover Pillows

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

"Clifton, you have 30 minutes to clear your desk."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Household water use'

D-Day landings of walking fish.

'When did this rash of bad publicity first appear, Mr. Johnson?'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

The Schmoozy Reaper

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"OK, I'll stop shining the laser pointer at the ceiling if you stop doing the fake ball toss."