Supermarket Saga Lover Gifts

"I'm sorry, but this has expired."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Witches Checkout.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Eye of Newt Helper

Virgil

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

U.S. Male - Part Five

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Valkyrie.

Weapons of Mass Comparison

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.

"Right, - I've released the Kraken....um...er....now how do I retrieve the Kraken...?"

Mega Corp Pictures. A Batman musical? "Riddler on the roof"!

"I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."

God sees his doppelganger in the toiletries aisle.

"Oh, that's a tricky one...now let me think...'Would I like a carrier bag..?' hmm..."

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

"I didn't know we had to take an oath with their loyalty card."

'I can never find the barcode on these things.'

Express Checkout

The survivor of a shipwreck is surprised to see a Tesco store in the middle of a desert island.