Supermarket Saga Enjoyer Gifts

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Witches Checkout.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Eye of Newt Helper

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"I'm sorry, but this has expired."

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Meats

'Express Line, Ten sins or less'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

"Bag for life?"

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

'Lazy,'

Supermarkets

God sees his doppelganger in the toiletries aisle.

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."

"I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."