Supermarket Saga Enjoyer Prints

U.S. Male - Part Five

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Witches Checkout.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Eye of Newt Helper

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

"I'm sorry, but this has expired."

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

'Express Line, Ten sins or less'

"Bag for life?"

Meats

"Hold it, lady. You're not gonna use me on pizza, are you?"

Produce. Corn on the cob. Corn on the lam.

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

'Lazy,'

'Ugh! I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."

God sees his doppelganger in the toiletries aisle.

Supermarkets

"He threw a huge fit at the grocery store."