Shopping Saga Enthusiast Gifts

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Customer Convention

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

How would Madam like to pay?

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'