Shopping Saga Enthusiast Gifts

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

High security Santa's grotto

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Online Shopping.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Customer Convention

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

How would Madam like to pay?

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."