Grocery Store Fan Pillows

I love Museum Shops

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Mouse shopping after hours

Hole Sale

Organic Milk

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

Woman has man in shopping trolley

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

The eskimo lottery...

Oranges

'We're out of peanut butter.'

"Bag for life?"

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

Meats

"I always buy toilet paper in bulk. My family shreds through it so quickly."