Grocery Store Fan T-Shirts

Market. Last night I spilled broth on my store discount clipping for mustard. There's soup on your Poupon coupon!

I love Museum Shops

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Mouse shopping after hours

Hole Sale

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Organic Milk

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

Woman has man in shopping trolley

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

Do me a favor - don

The eskimo lottery...

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Oranges

Produce. Corn on the cob. Corn on the lam.

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

"Bag for life?"

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

"Hold it, lady. You're not gonna use me on pizza, are you?"

Meats

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

'We're out of peanut butter.'

'Ugh! I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"I always buy toilet paper in bulk. My family shreds through it so quickly."