Convenience Store Fan T-Shirts

'The cashier at the convenience store is the only person who gets me.'

Do you want anything from the 7-Eleven? A slurpee

Pasta

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

"Fridge-to-table"

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

'It's about time!'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Hooks R Us.

Men and Women's changing rooms

Pizza-Matic

Hole Sale

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

Gravitas

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

Al's vending machine.

The eskimo lottery...

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"

Winter Sale

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

New Shoes.

Woman shopping for stress relief devices

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Slipping Insurance $5.

"You know they say money is filthy? Well, I decided to get rid of some of it."

Giant Shoe Sale