Convenience Store Fan T-Shirts

'The cashier at the convenience store is the only person who gets me.'

Pasta

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'It's about time!'

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

"Fridge-to-table"

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Hooks R Us.

Men and Women's changing rooms

Pizza-Matic

Hole Sale

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

Gravitas

The eskimo lottery...

New Shoes.

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"

Winter Sale

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

Woman shopping for stress relief devices

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

Al's vending machine.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Slipping Insurance $5.

"You know they say money is filthy? Well, I decided to get rid of some of it."

Giant Shoe Sale

Democratic convention.