Grocery Game Fan T-Shirts

Supermarket store detectives.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Down on Her.

"Guac-A-Mole"

Mouse shopping after hours

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

Organic Milk

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

Venting at Food Mart

Chess Chef

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

The Creature of the Black Legume

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

Woman has man in shopping trolley

Do me a favor - don

"It's cheese! It's always #$*! cheese!"

'We're out of peanut butter.'

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

"Bag for life?"

"Hold it, lady. You're not gonna use me on pizza, are you?"

"Football Pool"

Produce. Corn on the cob. Corn on the lam.

Market. Last night I spilled broth on my store discount clipping for mustard. There's soup on your Poupon coupon!