Grocery Game Fan T-Shirts

Supermarket store detectives.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Down on Her.

"Guac-A-Mole"

Mouse shopping after hours

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Organic Milk

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

Venting at Food Mart

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

Woman has man in shopping trolley

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

The Creature of the Black Legume

Chess Chef

"It's cheese! It's always #$*! cheese!"

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

'We're out of peanut butter.'

"Football Pool"

"Could sir kindly eat more slowly, the signature dish takes a rather long time to make."

"Bag for life?"