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Venting at Food Mart

Twenty-first century baby walker

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Trout Game

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Down on Her.

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Party games.

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Large Whist Party in Small Room

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

Chess Chef

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'

'Jason and the vodkasnorts'

"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."

'Apparently it has anti-cheating software installed.'

'We should have asserted control early on. They've been jawing at each other all game long. It was bound to turn violent.'

Santa using reindeer antlers to play snooker

'Good shot!'