Grocery Game Master Prints

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Venting at Food Mart

Twenty-first century baby walker

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Trout Game

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Down on Her.

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

Large Whist Party in Small Room

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Party games.

Official Support Groups

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

Chess Chef

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

I've got my idea for an interactive website. Let's hear it.. It'll be a site where readers can ask questions about computers, phones and other gadgets. No one knows more about that stuff than me. I buy everything - every gadget, video game, phone, handheld device. Everything! Or I could do a site about credit card debt. Write what you know.

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'

It's harder to pitch a perfect game in baseball than to roll a perfect game in bowling. In bowling it only takes twelve strikes.

"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."

'Jason and the vodkasnorts'

Whack - a - mole.

'Rock beats scissors.'

'Apparently it has anti-cheating software installed.'

Santa using reindeer antlers to play snooker