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Child playing king.

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Trout Game

Garden Sudoku

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Party games.

Official Support Groups

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Cheating Death

"Foul!"

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

Rock, paper, scissors

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

When Accountants Rake Leaves

'Yep, that cat is one sound sleeper.'

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

Venting at Food Mart

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

It's harder to pitch a perfect game in baseball than to roll a perfect game in bowling. In bowling it only takes twelve strikes.

I've got my idea for an interactive website. Let's hear it.. It'll be a site where readers can ask questions about computers, phones and other gadgets. No one knows more about that stuff than me. I buy everything - every gadget, video game, phone, handheld device. Everything! Or I could do a site about credit card debt. Write what you know.

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'