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Garden Sudoku

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"Foul!"

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

When Accountants Rake Leaves

'Yep, that cat is one sound sleeper.'

"Well, a ringer and a laner - looks like you win honey..."

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

"Virtual gardener."

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

'...he loves me, he love me not, he loves me, he...he...'

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"

Child playing king.

Tesco Litigation Dept - 'They're suing me for going to Sainsburys.'

Lawn darts never took off in Heaven

Gnome fishing

'Want to help water the lawn?'

Leek club darts match.

"You're right. It is easier with the ball."

Giant croquet ball heads towards a car.

Policeman chases kids away from fire hydrant, then plays in their place.

Redundant Weapon

'The highest score ever recorded' gory fictional battle between father and son

"Are you coming Charles?"