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Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

Bird Torture.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Okay, dig that one up!

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Garden Sudoku

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'Dog got your clog?'

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'