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"Well, a ringer and a laner - looks like you win honey..."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"This never happened."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'Where's my horse?'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"The pH level seems a little off."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Garden Sudoku

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Human males marking territory.

"How?"

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"Are you going to move?"

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.