Backyard Gamer Gifts

"Well, a ringer and a laner - looks like you win honey..."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"This never happened."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'Where's my horse?'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"The pH level seems a little off."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Garden Sudoku

Human males marking territory.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

I know they told me not to bark

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"How?"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

The Tardis Shed

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"Are you going to move?"

'John... is that a collar?'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'