Yard Game Enthusiast Gifts

"Foul!"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Gardener

The Last Leaf

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Beginning Yarder.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Yard Sale

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Where's my horse?'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

House sale.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Extreme Yard Sale

'I'm out of bags.'

Leaves.

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

"I think I've found your transistor radio."