Yard Adventure Seeker Gifts

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"This never happened."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

Beginning Yarder.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

House sale.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Leaves.