Backyard Player Gifts

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"The pH level seems a little off."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

"How?"

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

I know they told me not to bark

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Human males marking territory.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Beer Garden Kit

The Tardis Shed

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."