Backyard Joker Gifts

"The only decking you'll see in my garden..."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Beer Garden Kit

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Must be Pandora's.'

Autumn Only $5 Per Bag

Clown watering his flowers.

"I'm a plant worker."

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Gardening for Beginners

Pull My Finger

Taxi fares.

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

Bulltoon: Constabull.

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!

Dave always likes to amuse himself by accusing the sausages of heresy before he throws them on the fire!