Barnyard Joker Gifts

'Well, I guess you might say that the operation was a failure, but the patient lived.

'They may well be chasing you, but there's not enough room for you to hide in here...!'

Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Moo! OOM!

Police Cow!

Sick Rancher Humor

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Ham-Dram

'Your barn door's open.'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

'Last night, I snuck into the barn with a latex medical glove tied to the end of a hose...haha!'

Christmas Cow.

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'What's that smell?'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

A cow's bedside table.

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'Is it slop yet?'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

"We need less cowbell!"

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'No. I insist. You first.'

'Abandon Sheep.'

Sheep Ballast

Farm Humor.