Barnyard Giggler Gifts

Funny Farm.

"Here's a funny joke for you. A bartender walks into a barn..."

A cow's bedside table.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Dedication to excellence....

Sick Rancher Humor

Police Cow!

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'This is my mom and dad.'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'Last night, I snuck into the barn with a latex medical glove tied to the end of a hose...haha!'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Tender and Juicy.'

'No. I insist. You first.'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

Sheep

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!

Cow being clamped for milk.

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

We only follow one star round here, buddy!

'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'

'Cold hands, warm heart,' my ass, thought Bessie.

The Baby Mechanic

'Are you decent'

"You turned all night long!"