Barnyard Trickster Gifts

She's got a hat-trick!

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Moo! OOM!

Police Cow!

Sick Rancher Humor

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

'Your barn door's open.'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

A cow's bedside table.

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'Is it slop yet?'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

"We need less cowbell!"

'Abandon Sheep.'

Sheep Ballast

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

Cow being clamped for milk.

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

A frightened woman running from a cow.

'Come on girls, can you at least pretend I rule the roost when the farmer is around...'