Barnyard Jokesters Gifts

Dairy Farmer Cow Spt

If the barn's a rocking, don't come a knocking!

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Moo! OOM!

Sick Rancher Humor

Police Cow!

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

'Your barn door's open.'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'Don't leave me hanging!'

'Is it slop yet?'

"We need less cowbell!"

'No. I insist. You first.'

'Abandon Sheep.'

Sheep Ballast

Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

'Come on girls, can you at least pretend I rule the roost when the farmer is around...'

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

"So how do we know if they've got this helium virus?"

'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'