Barnyard Humorist Gifts

Goat Milk.

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

Old McDonald HAD a farm.

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

'Your barn door's open.'

'Abandon Sheep.'

'Give her the bill, she's the one who is sick.'

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

Pig and Chicken Leave Shadow Shapes on Cow.

'Sorry, but we've just published a novel written by a chicken.'

Cow chewing bubble gum.

'Let's call him Wolly Bully!'

'She's a bit on the rare side.'

'... Now that has to smart and bring tears to your eyes!'

'Come on girls, can you at least pretend I rule the roost when the farmer is around...'

'Is it slop yet?'

'A priest, a Rabbi and a minister walk into a barn...'

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

'Sure, our child is a bit odd, but you just can't beat the strawberry milk.'

Kid about hen: 'She's the chief executive egg layer. I call her coop The Oval Office.'

'The Sky is falling...Thanksgiving is coming!'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Smoke from sheep's pipe is like fluffy wool

Chicken

'Maybe I shouldn't have done that....

'Do you ever date outside your species?' 'Oink!'

IN and OUT slop troughs.

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

"He's good with directions, but that's about it."

'Pa, we got gyped on those Holsteins - It's raining and their spots are running!'

"Thanks for going all the way home."

Don't kid yourself. You're as much a prisoner here as I am.

No guessed needed to work out what her favourite hobby is?

"You still have that family of skunks living under your barn?"

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'