Barnyard Trickster Prints

She's got a hat-trick!

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Moo! OOM!

Sick Rancher Humor

Police Cow!

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'Your barn door's open.'

'Last night, I snuck into the barn with a latex medical glove tied to the end of a hose...haha!'

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'What's that smell?'

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

A cow's bedside table.

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"We need less cowbell!"

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'Is it slop yet?'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'Abandon Sheep.'

Sheep Ballast

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

'Come on girls, can you at least pretend I rule the roost when the farmer is around...'

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

A frightened woman running from a cow.

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."