Barnyard Biker Gifts

Biker Chicks

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cow Blue Arrows

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Cock A Doodle

Sick Rancher Humor

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Moo! OOM!

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Ham-Dram

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'This is my mom and dad.'

Christmas Cow.

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'Tender and Juicy.'

Sheep

A cow's bedside table.

"Don't leave me dangling!"

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

Sheep Ballast

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!

"Here's a funny joke for you. A bartender walks into a barn..."

A frightened woman running from a cow.

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

Funny Farm.

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."