Barnyard Pilot Gifts

Cow Blue Arrows

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Farm Humor.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Cock A Doodle

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Moo! OOM!

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Ham-Dram

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Your barn door's open.'

'This is my mom and dad.'

It was an impulse buy.

Christmas Cow.

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'What's that smell?'

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

'Is it slop yet?'

"We need less cowbell!"

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

Sheep

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Tender and Juicy.'

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'