Barnyard Pilot Gifts

Cow Blue Arrows

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Farm Humor.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Cock A Doodle

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Moo! OOM!

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Ham-Dram

'Your barn door's open.'

It was an impulse buy.

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Christmas Cow.

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'Tender and Juicy.'

"We need less cowbell!"

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'Is it slop yet?'

Sheep

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'