Barnyard Champion Gifts

"Congratulations on winning the milking contest."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Farm Humor.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Cow Blue Arrows

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Moo! OOM!

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

Ham-Dram

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

'Your barn door's open.'

It was an impulse buy.

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'What's that smell?'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

'No. I insist. You first.'

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'Is it slop yet?'

"We need less cowbell!"

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

'Abandon Sheep.'

Farm Humor.

Sheep Ballast

Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!

A frightened woman running from a cow.