Barnyard Athlete Gifts

Horse pitching shoe...

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Cow Blue Arrows

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Cock A Doodle

Moo! OOM!

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

Ham-Dram

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'Your barn door's open.'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'Is it slop yet?'

"We need less cowbell!"

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'Abandon Sheep.'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Sheep Ballast

Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!

Psst! Stay in character!

'Come on girls, can you at least pretend I rule the roost when the farmer is around...'

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

A frightened woman running from a cow.

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"So how do we know if they've got this helium virus?"

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.