Barnyard Athlete Gifts

Horse pitching shoe...

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Cow Blue Arrows

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Cock A Doodle

Moo! OOM!

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

Ham-Dram

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Your barn door's open.'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"We need less cowbell!"

'Is it slop yet?'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'Abandon Sheep.'

Sheep Ballast

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

'Come on girls, can you at least pretend I rule the roost when the farmer is around...'

Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!

A frightened woman running from a cow.

Psst! Stay in character!

"So how do we know if they've got this helium virus?"

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'

Cow chewing bubble gum.

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.