Barnyard Boss Gifts

It was an impulse buy.

Farm Humor.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Cow Blue Arrows

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Cock A Doodle

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Moo! OOM!

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Who are you?

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Scrooge McCow

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'Take it easy, you're a cow. They love cow humor.'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

Playing game on Cow.

Farm Humor.

Sheep Ballast

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

'This is definitely one of eight conditions.'

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

Beware of Curmudgeon!