Barnyard Boss Mugs

It was an impulse buy.

Farm Humor.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Cow Blue Arrows

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Cock A Doodle

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Moo! OOM!

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

Who are you?

Scrooge McCow

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'Take it easy, you're a cow. They love cow humor.'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Sheep Ballast

Farm Humor.

"All your wife gave me was a little peck on the cheek!"

'This is definitely one of eight conditions.'

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

'Ok, they want a year's supply of meal, no more shearing, just trimming and our own barn. But until then, this camera and the pictures of your 'date with Daisy' stay with me.'

Beware of Curmudgeon!