Boss Of The Barn Gifts

'Holmes, I keep telling you ... you've got to be more assertive with that horse.'

Cow Show Tunes

Farm Humor.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

The Inner Dog.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

It was an impulse buy.

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Who are you?

Scrooge McCow

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

'Take it easy, you're a cow. They love cow humor.'

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

'Abandon Sheep.'

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

"All your wife gave me was a little peck on the cheek!"

'This is definitely one of eight conditions.'

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Fried Chicken.

"Our bad. We thought it said 'Barn crawl'."