Boss Of The Barn Gifts

'Holmes, I keep telling you ... you've got to be more assertive with that horse.'

Farm Humor.

Cow Show Tunes

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

The Inner Dog.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

It was an impulse buy.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

Scrooge McCow

Who are you?

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

'Take it easy, you're a cow. They love cow humor.'

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

Playing game on Cow.

'Abandon Sheep.'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Fried Chicken.

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

"All your wife gave me was a little peck on the cheek!"

'This is definitely one of eight conditions.'

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

Growing up/growing out.