Barnyard Bureaucrat Gifts

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Farm Humor.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

A Cow Striptease

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Yeah, but no progress in meeting..."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

Excessive Paperwork

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

It was an impulse buy.

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'This is my mom and dad.'

Scrooge McCow

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"