Barnyard Bureaucrat Pillows

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Farm Humor.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

A Cow Striptease

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Excessive Paperwork

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

It was an impulse buy.

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."