Barnyard Chief Pillows

Who are you?

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Farm Humor.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cow Blue Arrows

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Cock A Doodle

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

It was an impulse buy.

Scrooge McCow

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

Sheep

'Take it easy, you're a cow. They love cow humor.'

'Tender and Juicy.'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"No you can't borrow my eclipse glasses. I told you not to eat yours."

Farm Humor.

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint