Barnyard Strategist Pillows

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Farm Humor.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"They’re real."

Cock A Doodle

"I always knew you'd come back."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Moo! OOM!

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

Bad news I'm afraid. Our universe is shrinking!

Ham-Dram

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

It was an impulse buy.

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Who are you?

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"And that, son, is where chickens come from."

"Can you milk a cow?"

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'