Barnyard Negotiator Pillows

Donkey Fights

'Here he comes with the milk check, let him do the talking.'

'Ok, they want a year's supply of meal, no more shearing, just trimming and our own barn. But until then, this camera and the pictures of your 'date with Daisy' stay with me.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Farm Humor.

Cow Blue Arrows

Cock A Doodle

"They’re real."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Ham-Dram

Bad news I'm afraid. Our universe is shrinking!

'Your barn door's open.'

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

It was an impulse buy.

Christmas Cow.

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

'Is it slop yet?'

"And that, son, is where chickens come from."

"Can you milk a cow?"

"We need less cowbell!"