Barnyard Diplomat Pillows

"Now, follow me. . . You, on the other hand, have tons of hay but need milk. Right? I, on the other hand, have plenty of milk but need hay. . ."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Cow Blue Arrows

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"They’re real."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Moo! OOM!

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Ham-Dram

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Bad news I'm afraid. Our universe is shrinking!

Landing That Tough Account

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'Your barn door's open.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"