Barnyard Thespian Pillows

Ham-Dram

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Cow Show Tunes

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"They’re real."

Cock A Doodle

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Moo! OOM!

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

Bad news I'm afraid. Our universe is shrinking!

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Your barn door's open.'

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

Christmas Cow.

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

"We need less cowbell!"

'Is it slop yet?'

"Can you milk a cow?"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

'No. I insist. You first.'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'