Barnyard Comedians Pillows

"I hate to say I told you so!"

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

Cow Show Tunes

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Police Cow!

Moo! OOM!

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

Ham-Dram

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Your barn door's open.'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'What's that smell?'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

"We need less cowbell!"

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'No. I insist. You first.'

'Is it slop yet?'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

'Abandon Sheep.'

Farm Humor.

Sheep Ballast

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

'Come on girls, can you at least pretend I rule the roost when the farmer is around...'

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."